आदमी: सरदार जी आपका एक दाँत Blue क्यों है ?
सरदार: यार मैने इंक लगाई हुई है ,
आदमी: हे... पर वो क्यों जी ?
सरदार: ओये खोतया "Bluetooth " दा ज़माना है।
Ek sarder ne air-hostess se kaha, “Aapki shakal meri biwi se bahut milti hai”. Air-hostess ne ye sunte hi zordaar thappad uske muh pe mara… Sardar foran bola : “Aadat bhi bahut milti hai”
Sardar and his wife buy coffee in a shop. Sardar: Drink quickly. Wife: Why? Sardar: Hot coffee Rs 5 and cold coffee Rs 10
Boss: im giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it ok? Sardar: U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k. but?? how much is DRIVING salary….?
Teacher: “What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?” Sardar: “All are born on government holidays…!!!
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